Retirement Plan for the 21st Century.

Retirement PlanMan Drinking a Six Pack Of Beer

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.  If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.  If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.  But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.  Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.  It is called the 401-Keg.

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One Comment on “Retirement Plan for the 21st Century.”

  1. highdee Says:

    Now, THIS is the kind of change we can ALL believe in!!!


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